Cha Cha Search
this site is hilarious search something and then click search with guide http://www.chacha.com/ copyyour convos here Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: EricaB You: hello EricaB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: how are you EricaB: hello EricaB: how are you? You: canyou help me EricaB: sure You: im greta thanks You: i need to find a job EricaB: anything specifif? You: anything that is good paying EricaB: how about some great no cost work from home jobs? You: i need money for my children because they are living off of microwave dinners You: yes thats good You: please help You: i need money desperately, its the christmas season EricaB: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. EricaB: Are these results sufficient? You: thank you, i would kiss yo if i still had my mouth, i lost it in the veitnam war EricaB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: o no my dick fell off EricaB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaR SamanthaR: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello SamanthaR: Hey there! SamanthaR: what exactly are you looking for today? You: i am looking for a online dating service. do you know any good ones SamanthaR: Where are you located? You: slovakia You: by the way. happy holidays SamanthaR: Happy Holidays to you too! SamanthaR: Let me begin your search for you. You: thank you SamanthaR: How is your weather there? You: its very rainy at the moment SamanthaR: that is no fun at all! You: that site looks good You: can you also help me with finding a job SamanthaR: Sure, SamanthaR: are you looking for a job finding site? You: im in the carpenter business, i lost my job because my wife slept with my boss SamanthaR: I apologize. SamanthaR: That is such a horrible story. You: it is not your fault You: dont be sorry You: these sites will do You: very nice SamanthaR: Thnak you. You: one last question SamanthaR: Do you need anything else today? SamanthaR: Yes. You: do you lika the boner? SamanthaR: No, I don't. Have a great day. You: cause i do SamanthaR: Glad I could assist you. SamanthaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.

THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN EDITED BECAUSE THE POSTER WAS LYING Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello. BetsyP: Hello! You: Hello. :( BetsyP: How may I help you? You: I Speak Little Eglish. BetsyP: why sad? You: My **** Fell Off. BetsyP: was so little anyways u want miss it You: My ***** Is Tiny Your Saying? BetsyP: want a site to buy twizzers You: What? BetsyP: to hold it BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. :hellno:

You edited that she was talking in lower case that doesnt happen :fuckyou:

thats not the same person

plus she spelt tweezers wrong

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DanetteV DanetteV: Welcome to ChaCha! DanetteV: Hello! You: hello DanetteV: How are you today? You: sick DanetteV: Oh no..sorry about that. You: i got my dick cut off in a chocolate factory accident last night its all bandanged up DanetteV: Oh man.you poor thing! DanetteV: That must be so painful! DanetteV: I hope it all still works right.. You: i know i cant even satisfy my wife anymore and do you know where i could buy a hinder cd DanetteV: What's a hinder cd? You: you know its hard to be faithful ...... with the lips of an angel singin those wirds it sounds so sweet DanetteV: Oh okay.. DanetteV: I know that song! You: yeah thats by hinder now where can i buy the cd i live in alaska and my cd player is frozen right now and my pet polar ate my last hinder cd and i make $1 a week i cant afford that type of hinder cd DanetteV: Oh man, you've got it bad!!! DanetteV: That's awful! You: yeah i know the wife is always bitching DanetteV: Im sure she is! DanetteV: Especially will be now with the accident. You: yeah i have to put the dido where my penis used to be and she sucks it DanetteV: Does she like it? You: my penis before it was cut off was 12 inches DanetteV: Man you were one lucky guy! DanetteV: You could have been a porn star! You: yeah my dad used to be a porn star his penis was 24 inches DanetteV: Man, what a hero! You: he drank viagra for breakfast DanetteV: Horny guy!!! DanetteV: No use in wasting that 24 inches. DanetteV: Put it to work! You: im getting a little wet talking to you DanetteV: Ahhh DanetteV: Dont do that, you might hurt your wound! You: are you? You: gettin a little excited DanetteV: LOL You: are u DanetteV: Well gotta go, nice talking to you! You: no You: stay You: please DanetteV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. levi even saw this one with me so :hellno: edit it

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmyL AmyL: Welcome to ChaCha! AmyL: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: Bonjour il y comment a votre jour ? AmyL: Do you speak english? You: non je pas parle d'anglais Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TashaW TashaW: Welcome to ChaCha! TashaW: Hello there! You: bonjour la dame vous est comment faisant aujourd'hui TashaW: Sorry I only speak english You: que la baise vous fait signifie que vous parle seulement l'anglais vous salissez la prostituée sale TashaW: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. :sex: i used a translator so if you wanna know what it means search english french translator in google and find it out

this thing is just funny, are they actual real people?

yeah dude go on www.chacha.com and search with guide

Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: XerxesH XerxesH: Welcome to ChaCha! XerxesH: hello XerxesH: how can i help You: I am looking for some xxx XerxesH: i can't really help you find that You: are you sure? XerxesH: yeah You: can you find me a woman? XerxesH: no You: Can you find me a prostitute? You: Can you find me one? XerxesH: no that is not allowed You: Dang that sucks. Doesn't it? XerxesH: anything you want me to really look for or are you just going to stay on this subject? You: What about some Viagra? Status: Session ended

nice convo

Thanx.

the people who work there are so stupid